What The Hell Happened This Week? Week of 9/19/22 | The Daily Show

[Music] [Applause] international [Songs] [Applause] story from the world of computer game over the weekend a dripped unfinished video footage from the next Grand Theft Vehicle video game and after that they endangered to release even more if Superstar Gamings doesn'' t reach a handle them yeah and you know Superstar the video game manufacturer they need to be so pissed now they should resemble exactly how do these children understand that it'' s fun to dedicate criminal activities huh currently thankfully police has stated that they they had a lead on the criminal however after that he concealed in the vehicle clean for like a minute as well as currently they they just ignored the entire instance in global information Gautam adani an Indian businessman who made his ton of money in delivery and also coal production has actually officially passed Jeff Bezos to come to be the globe'' s 2nd richest person yeah bad Jeff Bezos yeah when he heard this his space rocket promptly went limp [Praise] see some of you are supporting you'' re just like yeah Indian person number 2 on'the listing put on'' t forget put on ' t neglect yes I imply it ' s great news for him but Mr adani ' s parents are Indian so they probably still like you recognize I still wish you mosted likely to clinical college billions being a physician as well as an upgrade on covid-19 in meeting the other day President Biden stated that while we still have a trouble with the virus quote pandemic mores than indeed yeah however I I get why Biden claimed this I imply he just had fancied every person everybody that obtains covered is over coveted every person as soon as they'' re done they ' re like good it ' s provided for everyone let ' s start this party beginning breathing in each other'' s mouth all right yet let'' s reach the big tale that everyone ' s discussing two weeks ago as you all know Queen Elizabeth passed away of being old as well as it ' s been a wild two weeks since ideal great deals of heated discussions from all sides she was an icon she was a tyrant protected the Monarchy obtain rid of the monarchy we despise Charles we likewise hate Charles yet today today Britain said hey let'' s reduce our feelings customarily because it'' s the Queen ' s funeral and also they did it in a significant'method so allow ' s catch up on the UK ' s wedding day and our most current installment of the Royal Rumble today Queen Elizabeth was put to rest at one of her favored castles however before she was hidden the general public was given a chance to see her coffin as well as pay their respects overnight that incredible line of mourners snaking via Central London thousands patiently waiting to pay their aspects to Britain'' s longest ruling queen tens of thousands from around the globe wait on hours to see the Queen'' s coffin with lines now extending five miles to see her depending on state the anticipated wait tonight an incredible 22 hrs we'' ve been waiting for 10 hours been up given that 4 o'' clock this early morning even Soccer Celebrity David Beckham aligning over night for 13 hrs I think it was a pointer of exactly how much individuals in this this country really like to align it actually is a nationwide Pastime British individuals enjoy queuing as they say in this country that'' s her [Applause] it ' s a fascinating takeaway oh why are these individuals right here they similar to aligning that'' s uh exists something else no no they simply truly like aligning I don'' t assume they also like the queen but however this is true obviously standing in line is truly popular in Britain it'' s like their National as well as prior to you make fun of them for doing something so dull put on'' t fail to remember America ' s national previous time it ' s baseball you recognize which is yeah when people act as if somebody passed away however they didn'' t yet 22 hrs in line that ' s no joke 22 hrs because bear in mind there ' s no iPhone at the end of that line all right it'' s just a box and also you'put on ' t also get to open the box as you heard even David Beckham waited in line which honestly I located so remarkable due to the fact that evidently he was supplied a chance to miss the queue and also he rejected which is actually remarkable I mean specifically when you take into consideration that you wear'' t know who you ' re mosting likely to be stuck in that line with you know what I suggest yep because at the starting you may be like I'' m just going to stand on the line and following point you know there'' s like a Collection follower behind him for 20 hrs much like guy united are [__] this period I said no oh I stated no go save the queen or Mr summer season after days of queuing today was lastly the Queen'' s funeral and also essentially the the whole nation closed down for this thing you'' ve never ever seen anything like it institutions and also businesses were shut I mean which'' s a really wonderful means to recognize you understand someone who likewise never ever needed to work yet but it was right into hence was also a little bothersome for individuals trips were canceled to prevent the noise health centers also held off surgical procedures yeah and also if you were supposed to get a surgical procedure on a plane forget it that definitely wasn'' t occurring no however, for actual I believe it'' s I believe it'' s in fact great I think it ' s good that they delay regular surgical treatments because like every person in the UK is sidetracked today you recognize kind of medical professionals appearing like Mrs Abbotts I'' m pleased to say the bottom lift was a success yet required a hip substitute drink it just tremble it so obviously this was a massive deal right and also as well as incidentally not simply for the Brits leaders from around the world flew in to be a component of this funeral service now what was a little odd was that President Biden got here in a six-car motorcade meanwhile leaders from a lot of various other nations needed to share buses I mean that have to have drawn like the entire factor of becoming a globe leader is that you don'' t ever need to ride a bus anymore visualize you ' re the emperor of Japan and you need to pretend you don'' t listen to Justin Trudeau [__] in the bus shower room [Applause] some individuals seethe that Biden obtained special treatments yet if you ask me I believe the various other globe leaders they'' re the ones who profited can you think of being stuck on a bus with Joe Biden Joe Biden the discussion would never ever finish due to the fact that him like Sir Mr Prime Minister I claimed begun I stated listen Jack I stayed in Australian that I took his hair however what are you transferring to an additional scene begun man begun pay attention and world leaders weren'' t the only ones present no the Queen ' s corgis existed also and this was truly sweet yeah they got to pay their last respect you recognize see the queen one more time and after that I think comply with the little route of canine deals with right into the burial place very charming that'' s how the Egyptians did it I ' m presuming the English are the exact same it'' s additionally like why would certainly you bring the pet dogs why are you tormenting them what were the pet dogs like staying up in the early morning can we get a reward and also like I'' ll show you why there ' s no more deals with but when the funeral service was over the Queen'' s casket was driven to Windsor Castle to provide her one last opportunity to experience London web traffic and everybody made it count we were seeing the Royal procession of Queen Elizabeth'' s coughing and also cheers rising from the group a group that has actually been quiet in sad throughout a lot of the morning and now cheers as the Queen'' s casket passes by flowers being thrown from the crowd towards the Queen'' s casket this is probably my preferred part of a funeral not truly as it'' s like there ' s a minute where every person ' s unfortunate since somebody ' s gone and then there ' s the moment where you commemorate their life I like this moment'you recognize you ' re like simply a manner in which they were tossing the blossoms onto the vehicle ' s windscreen while the dude is driving it'' s a little bit risky individual ' s gon na wind up like simply raking right into the Crowd Oh I simply put those in the back with the queen allow'' s go let ' s go we ' ve got to maintain relocating got ta maintain relocating but other than all the blossoms and underwears being tossed at the vehicle it was a gorgeous procession with all the king'' s equines All the King'' s Male basically everyone who couldn'' t save Humpty Dumpty they were there and it was a 3 mile March from Westminster Abbey to Windsor Castle additionally understood as The Long Walk yeah or as Kylie Jenner calls it why didn'' t they take the jet so it was a lengthy trip to Windsor Castle however it deserved the delay since the ceremony the event officially laying her majesty to rest was not to be missed out on the most intimate relocating moment was when the crown Jeweler got rid of the instruments of state that'' s the crown the orb in the scepter remove them from the Queen'' s coffin as well as placed him on the Altar and afterwards the head of the Queen'' s household broke his stick of workplace as well as then placed that on the Queen'' s casket that essentially indicates we'' re told that this Queen'' s Power is over the coffin then lowered into the Safe there are 10 other queens buried there at St George'' s Church also yep as the world watched on Queen Elizabeth II the UK'' s longest ruling monarch was reduced right into the household vaults and also whether you are for or against the monarchy you can not reject this is a landmark minute in history they broke the stick and it'' s official I will'state and of course it ' s because I ' ve read way too much Harry Potter this point might have equally as quickly belonged to a wizard event you know it'' s like an individual in a cape pulling an orb snapping a wand by the method why why is the wand obtaining hidden with her greatness but absolutely nothing else I seem like it'' s kind of a letdown right since they can hide her with the crown and the orb but they'' re like no no'we ' ll hold on to these yeah you can be hidden with this busted swimming pool cue there you go [Songs] an executive from the vegan burger firm beyond meat was detained after a battle in which he apparently attacked one more male'' s nose am when vegans have a cheat day they ' re ready to go hard they go hard in health news the FDA has actually officially warned individuals not to do a Tick-Tock Trend called the NyQuil difficulty which is where individuals are cooking hen in Nyquil I wear'' t know I imply this sounds fake to me however if it'' s not why would certainly you stop it huh white people are ultimately seasoning their chicken that'' s a win let them do it let them go [Applause] oh and in international news Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is facing objection after a video clip circulated revealing him vocal singing Bohemian Rhapsody at a London resort 2 nights prior to the Queen'' s funeral yeah yeah people individuals are claiming it was ill-mannered and and they'' re right you you'wear'' t put on ' t sing a song by Queen when the queen has actually died that ' s disparaging you sing Wu Tang it was her preferred group no however seriously I don'' t understand why people are so upset about this that cares it'' s not like he ' s saying One more One Bites the Dirt you understand a little also delicate let'' s proceed to a few of the greatest tales of the day beginning with a criminal situation that was probably in your ears every Thursday early morning back in 2014.

A judge in Baltimore today overturned the murder conviction of Adnan Syed whose situation was featured in the hit podcast serial as well as got his launch from prison Syed now 41 strolled out of the court house after investing more than two decades behind bars in leaving the ruling the judge found that the initial prosecutors did not hand over proof to the protection that can have aided Syed as well as proof uncovered given that would have included quote considerable and substantial probability that the outcome would certainly have been various the choice to vacate scientific research conviction boiled down just hours ago as well as tonite he'' s back residence with family and also as you can see in this video one of the first things he did is go right for the refrigerator as well as study some leftovers I'' m sorry this this is an outrageous tale this guy was punished to life behind bars then years later on a podcast brings interest to his case and currently after 22 years secured he obtains to go home and I understand I recognize people are commemorating this and also I understand why however I'' m mosting likely to be honest with you I locate it weird that America confuses taking care of a mistake with a satisfied finishing you understand what I suggest like good news we obtained out of Afghanistan why were you there to begin with good news we obtained emergency situation water to Jackson Mississippi why do you require emergency water excellent news news we took all the pink scum out of the meat the pink what currently [Applause] therefore indeed satisfied however come on people you recognize I likewise I will claim it was heartwarming though to see him back house with his family members consuming leftovers you know even if knowing households there'' s most likely one Uncle who'' s like 11 two decades but I was I was conserving that can you imagine that that guy remained in prison because the year 2000.

Consider all the points he'' s lost out on huh he'' s gon na be talking to his pals like oh man I'' m so thrilled to be free allow ' s go to an R Kelly concert they'' ll be like ah obtained some trouble yeah yet this does elevate a big question right what does it claim regarding America that it takes a podcast to assist release a guy from jail since what I assume it says is that either America requires to reform its justice system or podcasts need to enter into the justice system [Songs] yeah consider it think of every person dislikes jury duty but every person likes podcasts so possibly we do away with courts and just have every person in America pay attention to the podcast as well as then they all elect it just ends up being a nationwide jury they'' re focusing they actually call since this is something I'' ve realized if you add home entertainment Americans are constantly interested like nobody wants to being in a courtroom ah however people have viewed 700 periods of Order sometimes throughout court do that this is boring I'' m mosting likely to view even more legislation the test was a podcast everybody wins right equally as served jurors on board as well as most importantly everyone reaches go house with a coupon code for a t-shirt that you don'' t need to embed thank you now below'' s the point the full tale is this it wasn ' t simply the podcast that aided free claim it uh what occurred was claimed got lucky enough that his case showed up for testimonial to a district attorney that made use of to be a public protector right and also that district attorney dug through the Instance Files deeper than she needed to and also found all types of troubles with the original prosecution so she asked the court to leave the conviction as well as allow'' s say it go yeah as well as they did this while they determine whether or not to place him on test once again however bear in mind the district attorney didn'' t need to do any one of that she can have simply said uh yeah perhaps it wasn'' t an entirely Fair test but hard [__] but no she stated no if we'' re mosting likely to place somebody in prison it has to lack any doubt and that shows you the distinction between a justice system that desires Justice versus a system that simply intends to place individuals in prison this district attorneys like those employees in the shoe store that provide to sign in the back when they don'' t have your dimension also when they actually go allow me examine it out as opposed to those staff members we'' re like sorry man I ain'' t got your size you'' re like can you check on the back they ' re like no I ' ll be much better if you just chop off your feet'on I ' m not gon na exist [Praise] obtain more individuals like that but allow ' s go on to some news regarding environment adjustment due to the fact that no issue what else is taking place environment change is still taking place yep the ice caps are thawing it'' s not like they ' re like oh damn did you see that Adam Levine story on Tick Tock I'' ll melt later on because you reached check this stop no the environment adjustment is still becoming worse and it doesn'' t mean that it ' s become worse for everybody though in fact in Mexico the effects of climate change have actually developed organization opportunities for medicine cartels an investigation by Vice news has found that Mexico'' s well-known Sinaloa medication cartel is currently in the Water Service after a major drought dried up lakes as well as rivers across north Mexico the cartel began siphoning off anything that remained and also marketing it to Farmers and businesses in many cases they even pirated water vehicles at gunpoint yeah you hear that medication cartels are running water now trolling the water we poked fun at the fire Festival guy but quicker or later on each people is mosting likely to be drawing for a bottle of Poland Spring [Applause] because right here'' s the point even if climate modification happens slowly doesn'' t indicate it ' s not a situation right individuals watch Mad Max as well as they'' re like Ah that ' s a bit unrealistic yet keep in mind that ' s not the first day didn ' t start like that immortan Joe didn'' t roll up right into the workplace like that it was steady as well as if drug cartels are not mosting likely to be selling water that indicates currently we need to be bothered with whether or not it'' s pure besides they'' re going to start sufficing with like like pee or yeah or even worse Dasani you never ever recognize [Applause] and also if you'' re not disrupted concerning what'' s taking place in in Mexico you ought to be since water is a source individuals it'' s a source that everybody requires to survive it'' s not something that need to be managed by drug cartels that'' s Nestle ' s service talking environment change as the globe tries to come to be much more environment-friendly among the significant challenges has been aircrafts right the problem is it'' s tough to make them green as well as we require them we utilize them for everything you know shipping products individuals you know dragging giant indicators throughout the sky so people recognize that there'' s a cushion sale without airplanes exactly how you'' re ever going to sign up with the mile high club huh have you ever before tried to smash in a hot air balloon the splinters obtain all over plus that old man is evaluating you during well you paid for an hour so you still obtained 57 minutes left youngster [Applause] so the truth is we'' re gon na have to buckle down about fighting climate change also if it indicates taking some large swings which is why Air Canada has made an exciting brand-new news Air Canada is buying electric airplanes for the very first time it is purchasing 30 battery-powered Regional aircraft from heart Aerospace a Swedish company the airplanes can carry as much as 30 passengers as well as will create zero exhausts now that'' s what I ' m discussing individuals electric aircrafts cleaner effective quieter so now you'' ll really have the ability to hear the baby weeping behind you you know I was like oh that'' s each other day what about you but I'' m excited for this you recognize like I can'' t I can ' t wait to fly on maybe the second or third one they make I yeah like allow them fly for a year and also then I'' ll jump on I ' m gon na leap on'quickly I indicate like here ' s the important things they won ' t also allow us fly with a huge battery on an aircraft because they ' re terrified it ' ll ruptured into fires today the entire airplane is just a big battery you wish to fit keeping that I'' m just saying obtained ta understand possibly we simply make whatever on the ground electrical initially so we do it in the skies it'' s mosting likely to be dope when you consider it you understand due to the fact that as soon as electric airplanes are going it'' s going to be easy you just leave them connected accountable at the flight terminal and boom no exhausts we must additionally prepare ourselves though for that periodic trip when we discover at 30 000 feet that the plane wasn'' t totally charged since yeah because the plug did that point it just hangs off well the plug does that currently you'' re on four percent I was much like uh girls and also gents does anyone have a portable charger I'' m Joe I ' m joking that ' s not how modern technology Works come on people the airplane gets reduced on battery you just placed it in Aircraft Mode issue resolved begun [Applause] ultimately finally here'' s a tale here ' s a tale I have to show to you people since I I can'' t inform if it ' s amazing or scary or both like the amount of ants do you individuals think they get on earth huh a billion a trillion well it transforms out you'' re means off as well as the Washington Message report researchers calculated the number of ants get on planet as well as they state the number is unbelievable scientists from the University of Hong Kong examined thousands of studies and also ended that there are virtually 20 quadrillion ants delving around the world there have to do with 2 and also a half million ants for every single person wow 20 quadrillion ants on the world I listened to that news today and also I resembled what that doesn'' t even sound like a genuine number appears like what I'' d comprise if someone asked me exactly how several ants they'' re on the earth I'' d be like I don ' t know like 20 quadrillion yet no a real scientist has actually counted them all the individual I feel poor for yeah 17 quadrillion as well as 35 17 quadrillion and also 36.

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I resembled hello Sam you wish to get a coffee oh I remained in the middle of [Praise] something one two 2 3 and also you heard what they stated they said this number implies there are 2.5 million ants for every single person and that'' s really negative news since I can combat like 20 ants tops I'' m leaving the outing [Songs] the manufacturers of the James Bond films have introduced that costing is formally in progress for the following 007.of course yet yet they say whoever takes the duty should make a 10 to 12 year commitment which is a bit weird I mean if there'' s something James Bond is not understood for it'' s lasting commitments in health and wellness information a panel selected by the Department of Health And Wellness and also Human being Services has actually formally suggested that all Americans under the age of 65 must be screened for anxiety and also I want to save you some time yeah everyone'' s goddamn distressed good [Praise] if you live in America and you wear'' t have stress and anxiety your butt requires a mental wellness display like a complete one as well as incidentally I enjoy exactly how they'' re advising the testings but only for individuals under the age of 65.

what what regarding individuals over 60 hours essentially like they'' re like well whatever you'' re stressed concerning it'' s going to more than quickly so in army information area force has actually officially launched its style song Here'' s an example [Music] it draws all right in uh in financial information the Federal Book has actually increased rate of interest yet again yeah to try and also obtain rising cost of living controlled and I don'' t know people after three big rate of interest boosts that like they sanctuary'' t stopped inflation maybe it ' s attempting to trying to try something different you understand perhaps we just invite inflation to an event and after that when it obtains intoxicated it passes out we attract a penis on his admit it won'' t adjustment anything yet it ' ll be funny haha inflation okay let'' s carry on to some of the greatest tales of the day starting with the only ex-president who spends even more time with his lawyers than his grandkids Donald [Applause] Trump a head of state is for life and we'' re going to learn why in another installation task America'' s most enormously desired now most of us recognize that Donald Trump is currently in legal problem for uh January 6 for swiping identified records for meddling in the ballot count in Georgia as well as for having an ass that just will not quit today he'' s additionally in large difficulty with New York'' s lawyer general we remain in unmatched region as soon as again the New york city attorney general has simply submitted a sweeping fraudulence suit versus previous head of state Trump 3 of his adult children and the Trump organization A.G Leticia James claims they were entailed in a decade-long monetary plan that enabled Trump to falsely inflate his total assets by billions of bucks James claims the examination uncovered some 200 examples of incorrect evaluations of Trump'' s properties and she assumes this civil instance will certainly have significant criminal After effects the patent of Scams and deception that was made use of by Mr Trump at the Trump Company for their very own Financial advantage is impressive claiming you have money that you do not have does not amount to the art of the bargain it'' s the art of the steel [Praise] Donald Trump is in difficulty currently yes since when a district attorney utilizes a rhyme you'' re ready to do time [Applause] [__] lie I'' m not hopeful however if half of what the Lawyer General is saying is true Trump isn'' t also also bigger disadvantage guy than most of us believed due to the fact that he'' s implicated of existing regarding the worth of his residential or commercial properties for years for decades to rip off the financial institutions into providing him far better financings right as well as these are not percentages they'' re not smaller for circumstances Mar-A-Lago was worth 75 million bucks as well as what a trump state was worth 740 million dollars exactly how because I upgraded it folks yeah completely upgrade I included a rec space it'' s got a foosball table as well as whatever he additionally asserted he additionally declared that his 11 000 square foot apartment or condo was in fact 30 000 square feet which was a lie so this guy is mosting likely to be the initial person to ever before obtain in lawful problem for declaring his home is a cultivator not a shower as well as I'' ve reached claim I ' ve reached say it would be so amusing if this is what takes Trump down huh can you picture he ' s attempting to topple the government however after that they get him for existing about having an in-unit washing machine clothes dryer it'' s like that ' s the point that secures him up as well as as well as according to this suit it wasn'' t simply Donald obviously the entire family members was associated with the scheme which is pretty frustrating I suggest I anticipate this from Donald Trump you recognize and as well as additionally from Don Jr as well as as well as also from Ivanka however But Eric actually yeah he feels like the sort of person who would certainly do this all ideal allow'' s proceed to some worldwide news and it ' s regarding Ukraine we intend to start this morning with that said damaging information out of Russia over night Vladimir Putin doubling down in his war versus Ukraine Library Putin is getting ready for a longer and more intense war on Ukraine in a speech lugged country wide in Russia the president claimed he will set up 300 000 army reservists to active responsibility Vladimir Putin'' s been pressed into a corner alerting the waste he still has tools of mass devastation reviewed that as nuclear and he'' s prepared to utilize them we will make use of all the methods at our disposal to secure Russia and all people he claimed this is not a bluff wow wow wow seriously Putin nukes the n-word not awesome guy not cool down that'' s America ' s word to utilize he does appear significant though you heard him you heard what he claimed he claimed this is not Bluff Lord ought to be fair this is not a bluff is what someone who'' s bluffing would claim yeah it wouldn ' t be extremely effective if he resembled I will obliterate whole world but I am bluffing so wear'' t fear by the means I understand this is arbitrary yet I located it amusing that he has both landlines behind him aware no I mean like I obtain the one the one maybe that'' s for like the nuclear codes or something however what'' s the other line for right is he likewise like a part-time telemarketer simply like Mr Andrew wolf I'' m planning for nuclear war which is why life insurance policy is extremely crucial now could I present you to a plan you recognize among one of the most frustrating features of this war is that the only factor it'' s still going on is because Vladimir Putin is attempting to conserve face right he just he just doesn ' t intend to be seen to be shedding and it it made me wonder do you think Putin understands how to lose like do you think he knows how because think of it the dude plays a yearly hockey game where the Russian team lets him rack up 32 objectives right he in some way wins the Judo contest against specialists every year so it actually wouldn'' t shock me that he can ' t accept the concept that he can shed you recognize it'' s almost like when parents allow their youngsters win everything as well as when they'' re like wow Billy you ran so fast you win once more after that the youngster matures believing that losing isn'' t a part of life right that ' s why when I elevated my four-year-old nephew last weekend break I smoked his ass bam left him in the dirt yeah after that I offered him a rematch as well as I smoked his butt once again [Praise] I imply indeed he sobbed yes he cried yet you know what he won'' t do invade Ukraine yeah finally allow'' s transform to the Globe of Sports where there'' s some really interesting things taking place in baseball Aaron judge gets on a historical residence run chair washing it out there in football Giants won a game but one of the most amazing news of all is appearing of the NBA as well as it'' s because the King has a new crown and it looks like basketball icon LeBron James is trying something brand-new the Lakers celebrity uploaded this photo on his Instagram tales resting at a barber'' s chair without any hair for many years LeBron'' s hairline has actually been the topic of many memes I like it this is a dope look the one that'' s using LeBron James not just does he look better this is going to be trouble for the remainder of the league can you imagine an extra aerodynamic LeBron he'' s going to be unstoppable 200 factors I'' m calling it right currently I'' m grateful LeBron did this I ' m grateful happy with him since his hair went on receding further as well as further back you understand there'' s nothing incorrect with that said however it simply was you recognize his line was up until now back Steph Curry was striking threes from behind it truly ill-mannered things double for genuine he looks excellent I like it Slick still got the beard in fact it'' s so great it ' s influenced me to do it also that ' s right the moment has come thank you LeBron it ' s time for no person individuals I ' m kidding I'' m kidding tranquility down I ' m joking I ' m joking God honored me cool down [Songs] the continuous lawful problems of America'' s 45th head of state Donald jurisdiction Trump formal president with a side job selling bedazzled categorized files on Etsy you see Trump is still being checked out by the justice division for maintaining over 100 identified records in a closet at Mar-A-Lago rather a lot the least protected area in the globe outside of Adam Levine'' s DMS as well as Trump and also Trump world has actually been coming up with all sort of defenses of what he did they claimed oh the FBI grew the proof they said everyone takes work residence with them and afterwards they said Trump was attempting to safeguard the files from Nicolas Cage however last evening'' s last evening throughout an interview with Sean Hannity Trump thought of a brand-new reason that may have topped them all a bold Donald Trump pressing back the previous president is insisting he had the power to declassify records C'' s from his Mar-A-Lago residence just by thinking about it if you'' re the president of the USA you can declassify simply by'claiming it ' s Declassified even by thinking regarding it as well as there doesn ' t have to be a procedure there can be'a procedure yet there doesn ' t need to be well Donald Trump can declassify files with his brain how exactly how he can'' t even read papers with his brain just how does this happen I truly hope that I can make points occur with my mind is mosting likely to be the real debate at the test that would certainly be fantastic your honor the defendant pleads Jedi Trump is claiming that he Declassified these files simply by believing about it which I don'' t even think since that'' ll be the initial time in his life that Trump has assumed something and not said it out loud to think concerning it this is a male who assumed to himself oh if I wasn'' t pertaining to my child I would date her as well as then he told every person on television he claimed it out of his mouth and also incidentally by the means if this all happened in his head you do recognize that implies now the FBI is mosting likely to have to raid his mind for the proof that'' s going to be a headache for them oh men all right let'' s see what we have in here what ' s up a great deal of bikinis a great deal of swimsuits in right here Miss America in a swimwear is that Putin in a swimwear hamburger in a bikini oh allow'' s go hold up hold up I think I located the papers I got them the categorized files however they ' re in a swimsuit [Applause] currently if we had even more time we could discuss the enormous ramifications of Donald Trump having a superpower that only relates to files however we simply we put on'' t have the moment because because same meeting he provided a different reason that was a lot more mind-blowing right here is Donald Trump'' s brand-new Theory revealed just an hour ago regarding what the FBI was actually searching for with their search warrant there'' s likewise a great deal of supposition because of what they did the seriousness of the FBI coming in raiding Mar-A-Lago were they looking for the Hillary Clinton e-mails that were removed but they are around some location were they seeking the uh you had it no no they might be stating they may have thought that it was great alright wait wait what what he'' s like delay I'' m sorry male I ' m I roll with you but I'I put on ' t comprehend like what I ' m so baffled however so is Trump stating the FBI ranked his residence to locate Hillary ' s e-mails so they didn ' t want the papers he Declassified with his mind no they desired the emails he couldn ' t discover yet that he really had during at his house due to the fact that Donald Trump is Hillary Clinton what what so America really did choose his initial women head of state what this is so insane and if we had more time we might speak concerning just how great it is that Hillary Trump damaged the glass ceiling or we could talk regarding exactly how impressive it is that Sean handy primarily gave Trump a softball and Trump hit himself in the prick with his Bat but we don'' t have the fun we wear ' t have the time to enjoy with all of that since while American people are obtaining embarrassed by their leaders Iran'' s people are rising versus theirs numerous Iranians risking their lives to protest the country'' s ultra-conservative gown code for ladies and much extra if they were stimulated by the death of 22 year olds Masa amini while she remained in the safekeeping of Iran'' s notorious principles authorities she was detained for the crime of showing her hair in public the take on show of defiance women in Iran'' s capital of Tehran are currently removing their state mandated hijabs the range of these objections John are unusual however likewise unprecedented in their feminist nature where you'' re seeing women at the Center of these objections leading these demonstrations taking to the streets removing their headscarf establishing bonfires shedding their headscarves in shouting dirt to the authoritarian in referral to the Supreme uh leader yeah women in Iran females in Iran who that all have stories of being detained or bugged by the principles authorities are resisting as well as rightfully so or if you so consider it you'' re going to have a lot of arbitrary people walking Iran telling women what to do with their own bodies huh in America you need to be on the Supreme Court to do that as well as what the females of Iran are doing is motivating individuals throughout the world I imply you saw them they'' re shouting death to the totalitarian before the oppressor'' s troops that is the interpretation of Bravery like actual fearlessness yeah unlike unlike the means we use it here like when a musician attempts acting oh this was an actual risk for you and that bravery has actually been contagious because in the past week these objections have actually grown and angrier and in feedback the Iranian federal government is attempting to manage the flow of info by closing down accessibility to apps like WhatsApp and also Instagram however this is something I wonder what these federal governments often do they recognize that people protested before social networks right yeah like civil rights leaders didn'' t have Facebook good Nelson Mandela wasn'' t on Tick Tock like Yeah Boy now I'' m saying directly kicking it behind bars now if we had even more time we could discuss how this demonstration follows on the heels of a collection of events that has actually turned Iran into a loose cannon the government'' s desirable response was awful water mismanagement has actually triggered substantial droughts the federal government has actually brutally reduced labor objections and in addition to every one of that the USA has actually sanctioned Iran so badly that individuals can barely manage medication so this demonstration and also this moment in time has numerous people in Iran wondering if this is going to be an Oblique Factor however we wear'' t have the time to cover every one of that due to the fact that it ends up Iran'' s government is not the just one that'' s feeling the Warm today extra than 1 000 Russian protesters apprehended by Russian police after taking to the roads young guys shouting I don'' t desire to die for Putin mommies shouting send Putin to the trenches let our kids live this after Head of state Putin unexpectedly revealing he would certainly phone 3 hundred thousand males for military solution after his massive losses in Ukraine various other Russians are fleeing the Nation trips from Moscow to all item of complimentary destinations selling out rapidly there are likewise lengthy lines of cars heading to Finland which has open borders yeah that'' s right after Russia ' s angris fairy introduced that he was mosting likely to be composing 300 000 individuals right into his war in Ukraine the Russian people are trying every little thing to leave the nation which I totally get I get it this individual is combating a war for no reason he made it up it'' s like when your friend obtains drunk as well as then tries to get you associated with a battle that they began he'' s like begun brother he spilled his t shirt around my beer it'' s like yeah I ' m just gon na Uber home and keep in mind the Russians wear'' t have Uber so they ' re trying every various other means to get out you know any type of method they can some are flying out others are driving throughout border some are even striking up Rhonda Sanctus pretending to Venezuelans yes my name is Domingo we fly Martha'' s Winery Diaz and also look if we had more time we could speak concerning whether the resistance to Putin'' s draft might stimulate a lot more resistance to the battle itself or we can talk regarding exactly how Putin requiring to have a draft undermines every little thing he'' s established until now due to the fact that remember he'' s constantly urged that this wasn'' t also a real battle so what do you require 300 000 more soldiers for huh does he need aid moving that gigantic table what is it well we put on'' t have the time to number that out since while Russia is increase the war in Ukraine below in New York City there is a major rise in the war on criminal activity for the MTA taking some brand-new activity to make our train much safer it'' s going to mount safety and security electronic cameras in every New york city City metro car the MTA including security to greater than 6 400 train automobiles that'' s regarding 12 700 video cameras of 5.5 million buck expense today Governor hokel reached examine a significant growth of the monitoring system watch here as hokel as well as MTA chairman Jano Lieber 4-7 train at the corona backyard and after that the covert camera aboard documents them do you think large sibling is seeing you on the Subways you'' re absolutely right that is our intent that'' s appropriate I ' m huge bro supervising you much like in that publication I clearly didn'' t coating analysis why would certainly you wish to allow brother I get that they'' re attempting to address criminal activity but we already have electronic cameras in all the Subways yeah they'' re called apples iphone anything anything that those safety and security cameras are going to grab was already on Tick Tock 2 days ago don'' t get it twisted as well as right here'' s the thing I ' m not claiming New York shouldn ' t attempt to make the train safer but is it the appropriate way to spend the cash right specifically when you take into consideration just how many various other troubles with the train call for financing making them operate on time updating the stations to boost safety and ease of access preserving them to ensure that they wear'' t constantly appear like spunk'' s concerning to drop like have you been in a New York City someplace lately it looks like the world ended as well as Will Smith is concerning to shop with his pet that'' s exactly how it looks oh prior to we go I just desired to advise you that much of Puerto Rico is still without power following cyclone Fiona so please take into consideration supporting Hispanic Federation they'' re currently on the ground supplying emergency situation relief services as well as crucial products to the neighborhoods that are most impacted by the tornado so if you can please donate at the link listed below the next few days are going to be necessary to obtain emergency situation solutions and products to every one of those that require it the most [Music] no

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What The Hell Happened This Week? Week of 9/19/22 | The Daily Show

Beckham and the Brits bid farewell to Queen Elizabeth II, Putin threatens to use nukes, and Trump declassifies documents with his mind. Here’s what happened this week.

02:28 Beckham and the Brits Bid Farewell to Queen Elizabeth II
10:24 Serial’s Adnan Syed Freed from Prison & TikTok’s NyQuil Chicken Craze
22:20 Trump Sued by New York AG & Putin Threatens to Use Nukes
32:20 Trump Can Declassify Documents by “Thinking About It” & Putin Faces Heat at Home

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