I'' mixed martial arts break it down
with precision. The mission is to expose
family pet peeve conditions. I'' ll checklist ' em, like couples that over-say BAE. Or individuals walking around stating that'' s cray-cray. Guy, I obtained ta be truthful, I was actually wishing you might quit eating with your mouth wide open. And try Scopin''.
Please back up off me, breath smellin ' like burned canine poop as well as coffee. As well as stop these baby-naming disasters, like Ransom, Melanomia, and also Abcde. And I'' m unwell of passing these pet dogs that bark a great deal. Why are you leaving grocery carts in the car parking great deal? As well as whether it'' s dark or otherwise. Why? Oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why, are you taking two car parking places? Create you'' re driving me nuts
, like missing out on 1-foot putts. I think I'' m hating your digestive tracts. It ' s simply as well much. (VOCAL SINGING) Family pet peeves get on my mind, making my life a work. Animal peeves get on my mind, making my life, my life, my life. Oh! Pet peeves get on my mind. Making my life a grind. Pet dog peeves get on my mind, a work, a work, a grind, a grind.Oh! It happens
daily, why must it be by doing this? One more pair throwin''. down extreme personal organizer. And what am I expected to do? It always lights my fuse when.
I press mustard yet all I obtain is mustard juice. You know what really.
grinds my gears? Is when someone'' s viewing.
a motion picture as well as the various other individual'' s like, not paying.
Man, you do that. Wait, what? No I don'' t!
Perfect,”” listen up. It will certainly be worth it. I can'' t stand
it when. pet dog peeves surface.
Like opening a grain. bag as well as it takes off.
Or no toilet paper. over by the commode. Or somebody breaking the code.
of consuming food off my plate. They didn'' t order no french fries,.
yet every one of mine they consumed. I can'' t stand human zombies.
in a hypnotic trance with their phone. I can'' t stand human beings.
using way too much cologne.I can '
t stand close talkers,.
Or individuals speaking in a motion picture? Or individuals acting like clowns,.
loud, speaking, their phone. I want to rise in their.
face as well as say I do not excuse. I dislike sign-stealing cheaters. One-up writers. Consistent interrupters. BO body smellers. '' Reason you ' re driving me nuts,.
like missing 1-foot putts.I think I ' m despising your guts. It'' s merely way too much. (VOCAL SINGING) Pet dog peeves get on my.
mind, making my life a grind. Family pet peeves get on.
my mind, making my life, my life, my life. Oh! Family pet peeves get on my mind,.
making my life a grind. Family pet peeves get on my mind,.
It takes place every day, I.
can'' t believe when I see, someone somebody to cover their– Achoo!– mouth when they.
have to sneeze. And also what am I supposed to do? Exactly how am I mean to.
take a breath when someone claims “” supposably””.
as opposed to “” supposedly?”” Oh, as well as one more one.
of my family pet peeves is when you most likely to a dining establishment.
and the waitress like, demands not creating the order down.Like he ' s from Harvard.'as well as trying to showboat. And also then he obtains the.
entire thing wrong. Yeah, entirely. (SINGING) Pet peeves.
are on my mind. Making my life a grind. Pet dog peeves get on.
my mind, making my life, my life, my life. Oh! Animal peeves are on my mind,.
making my life a grind. Animal peeves are on my mind,.
a grind, a grind, a grind, a grind.
It ' s simply as well much. I can'' t stand
it when. ' Reason you ' re driving me nuts,.
It'' s merely also much. It takes place every day, I.
can'' t believe think I see, someone refuse to cover their– Achoo!
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Song Writer: Ben Rogers Vocals: Dude Perfect Song Mixer: Aaron Kelley Song produced at: Luminous Sound, Dallas TX ------------------------------------------- LYRICS:
Man, listen… I’mma break it down with precision The mission, is to expose pet peeve conditions I’ll list em, like couples, who over-say bae Or people goin around saying that’s cray cray
And I gotta be honest -- I was really hopin You could stop eating with your mouth wide open And try Scopin, please back up off me Breath smellin like burnt dog poop and coffee
And stop these, baby-name catastrophes Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot Why are you leaving grocery carts in a parkin lot?
And whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why Are you takin TWO parkin spots? Cause you’re drivin nuts, like missin one foot puts I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much
CHORUS Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life, my life, my life, OH Pet Peeves are on my mind Makin my life a grind Pet Peeves are on my mind A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
It happens every day, why must it be this way? Another couple throwin down excessive PDA And what am I supposed to do? It always lights my fuse When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice
Dude Perfect. Listen up, it will be worth it. I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes Or no toilet paper over by the commode
Or someone breaking the code, of eatin food off my plate They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne
I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face Or people talkin in a movie, this is such a disgrace Or people walking round town loud talkin their phone I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone
I hate sign stealin cheaters One-up story tellers Constant interrupters BO body smellers Because you’re driving me nuts, like missin one foot puts I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much
CHORUS
It happens every day, I can’t believe when I see Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze And What am I supposed to do – how am I supposed to breathe? When someone says suppoably instead of supposedly
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