You'' re strolling in the timbers There'' s no one around as well as your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you find him Shia LaBeouf He'' s following you regarding thirty feet back He comes down on all fours and burglarize a sprint He'' s acquiring on you Shia LaBeouf You'' re searching for your car however you'' re all reversed He'' s virtually upon you now, as well as you can see …
There'' s blood on his face My God, there'' s blood anywhere! Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf He'' s sporting a knife, it'' s Shia LaBeouf Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sporting activity (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Currently it'' s dark, and also you seem to have actually lost him Yet'you ' re hopelessly lost on your own Stuck with a murderer You slip silently via the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a tiny cottage with a light on– hope! You relocate stealthily towards it … Yet your leg! Ah! It'' s captured in a bear catch! Chomping off your leg (quiet, silent) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you'' re on the front door Resting inside, Shia LaBeouf Honing an axe (Shia LaBeouf) Yet he doesn'' t hear you get in (Shia LaBeouf) You'' re creeping up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Combating for your life with Shia LaBeouf Fumbling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe finally from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood exuding from your stump leg You'' ve defeated Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn'' t dead! Shia shock! There'' s a gun to your head and also death in his eyes However you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary battle with Shia LaBeouf Regular Tuesday evening for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf However blood is draining pipes quickly from your stump leg He'' s evading every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you capture him in the neck You'' re cutting off his head now You have simply beheaded Shia LaBeouf His head falls to the flooring, expressionless You are up to your knees as well as capture your breath You'' re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
“SHIA LABEOUF” is a song by Rob Cantor. It tells the true story of an actual cannibal.
Learn more here: http://www.robcantor.com Purchase the song on Bandcamp: http://bit.ly/1zjiH5Z Behind-the-scenes: http://www.facebook.com/robcantormusic Tweets: http://www.twitter.com/robcantor
FEATURING: The Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles -- Dr. Joseph Nadeau, Artistic Director The West Los Angeles Children’s Choir -- Barbara Klaskin Silburg, Artistic Director The Argus Quartet
CREDITS: Directed by Scott Uhlfelder Produced by Erica Harrell Arranged by Greg Nicolett Mixed by Gregtronic Choreographer: Stacey Tookey Asst Choreographer: Bruce Weber Director of Photography: Scott Uhlfelder Editor: Randall Maxwell First Asst Director: Tyler Reynolds Second Asst Director: Chandra Anna Marie Second Second Assistant Director: Daniel Erikson Camera Operators: Marco Cordero, Jonpaul Douglas & Andy Melo Asst Camera: Seth Smigelski Data Management: Ben Piety Gaffer: Brian Sorbo Electric: Lucas Pitassi Production Designer: Sara Kugelmass Rigger: Bobby C. King Art Assts: Tamara Gurevich & Shannon Malone Costume Designer: Alison Uhlfelder Asst Costumers: Nicole Gemma & Mary Russell Makeup Artist: Jenn Rose Asst Makeup: Samantha Ward, Sheila Curtis Technical Effects Supervisor: Jeff Barber Asst Effects: Amanda Barber Button: Andrew Laurich Production Assts: Michael Dris, Katie Kaniewski, Cyndi Lynott, Nina Mahdavi, Steven Peltzer, Max Philips, Desiree Proctor, Justin Ridge, Jud Scott & CK Spitler Audio Engineer: Kip Smedley Sound Mixer: Lindsey Alvarez Craft Services: Allison Kurtzer & Natalie Santana BTS Video: Matt Fuller BTS Photo: Zach Callahan Maker Rep: James Koo Visual Effects: Demis Lyall-Wilson Colorist: Marco Cordero
CAST: NARRATOR: Rob Cantor BASSIST: Zubin Sedghi DRUMMER: Bora Karaca VIOLIN I: Jason Issokson VIOLIN II: Clara Kim CELLO: Joann Whang VIOLA: Diana Wade PIANIST: Greg Nicolett SMALL MEN’S CHORUS: Eric Aufdengarten, Marcus Connaghan, Liam Gillen, Jason Frazier, Shawn Ingram, Jack Inman, Zachary Kasman, Rich Meyers, Tommy Monks, Adam Parker, Melvin Robert, Dale Sheldon, Brandon Steele, Lee Stickler & J.T. Williams FEMALE DANCER 1: Amanda Cleghorn MALE DANCER 1: Chris Jarosz CHILDREN’S CHOIR: Ky’lee Abrams, Arielle Martinez Cohen, Matthew Goodman, Sophia De’Shea Lavender, Julia Lim, Valerie Mata, Coco Meritt, Jair Miles, Jack Thompson, Alexis Turner, Amadi Weser, & Catherine Zelensky HARPIST: Courtney Flynn FEMALE DANCER 2: Zola Williams FEMALE DANCER 3: Savannah Latimer FEMALE DANCER 4: Haley Erbert LARGE MEN’S CHORUS: William Aguila, Eduardo Amador, Edwin Cabatit, Jerry Cordora, Thomas Patrick Cullen, John Dennehy Jr., E. Rene Fette, Thomas Franklin, Steve Goodwillie, Fred Gooltz, Michael A. Graham, Charles Holmes, Steven R. Holzer, William Kolschreiber, Nicholas Kuefler, Raul Martinez, John Mews, Joseph P. Nadeau, Brian Nichoalds, William Steve Pieters, Samuel Saison, Scott Williams, Gavin N. Thrasher & Manuel Zermeño ADDITIONAL MUSICIANS: Jean-Paul Barjon, Tulsi Carpenter, Grant Cornish, Kristen Fields, Mary Catherine Finney, Jeff Grant, Charlene Huang, Jaclyn Kim, Constance Millecan, Eileen O’Neall, Ellen Ushijima & Joy Yi MALE DANCER 2: Kevin Mylrea MALE DANCER 3: Patrick Cook MALE DANCER 4: Eric Schloesser KUNG FU MEN: Rayne & Bradley Holzer AERIALISTS: Alison Lockfeld & Maggie Moon and SHIA LABEOUF as himself
Filmed at the Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center Cultural Arts Manager: John La Rock Technical Director: Jack Meyer Stage Manager: Jerrold Root Master Electrician: James Blickensderfer Follow Spot Operator: Robert Ory Follow Spot Operator: Dewain Robinson Flyrail Operator: John Swaffield Stage Technician: Jonathan Reyes-Flores Audio Engineer: Sylvia Krawczyk
3D Papercraft Shia Heads designed by Eric Testroete Assembled by Lindsey Alvarez, Bora Karaca, Allison Kurtzer, Tamara Gurevich, Scott Uhlfelder, Alison Uhlfelder & Rob Cantor
Additional Recording by: Charles Scott at The National Typewriter Company in Santa Monica, CA. Grant Cornish at Endless Noise in Santa Monica, CA Kip Smedley at ABI in Los Angeles, CA Ethan Carlson at Stagg Street Studio in Van Nuys, CA
Aerial silks provided courtesy of Kinetic Theory Theater in Culver City, CA.
Very special thanks to John Crosby & John McCauley.
Special thanks to Becky Ackley, Glenna Avila, Sam Becker, Roni Black, John Boyd, Todd Burke, Alice Dutton, Jeff Elmassian, Elise Henry, Andrew Horowitz, Charlene Huang, Eric Jacobs, Brian Kaufman, Katie Kaniewski, Dan Karas, Morgan Karr, Ben Ketai, Dan Konopka, Zach Krasman, Anna Krendel, Andrew Laurich, Ricky Lax, Allegra Lily, Cyndi Lynott, Luis Medina, Alex Novakovich, Steven Peltzer, Aniela Marie Perry, Jim Raycroft, Ray Reinebach, Corey Richardson, Mark Robertson, Matt Saver, Isaac Schankler, Jeff Sneider, Cris Sposito, Anne Tomlinson, Justin Trauben, Chris Verdugo, Darren Yan & Nate Zeisler.
Executive Producers: Maker Studios, David Britz, Cyndi Lynott, & Rob Cantor
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